Baby itna hi acha tha to kha kion gayai

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Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant
mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.

Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.
baccha: agar baby itna hi
acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

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