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1. Memon boss 2 worker

Memon boss 2 worker: Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai, is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hon. Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to agle saal is pe sign ker donga.

2. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

3. Doctor, medicine & pathan

Doctor: Ye syrup 2 spoon subha, 2 dopahar, 2 raat ko, 3 din tuk lena hay Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

4. Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya

Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay...:D

5. Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi

Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz deta hai, ae diwani peeche murkar dekh tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai, Ladki jawab deti hai- ae diwane tu kya jane ye bhi apna faraz nibha raha hai, koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko isi liye nishan mitata ja raha […]

6. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo

7. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi

Ek larki chali ja rahi thi. Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai. Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay? Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.

8. Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Wah wah..!! Irshad Irshaad..!! Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete hain...

9. Thakur & basanti ka rishta?

Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko raakhi bandhe to basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua? . . Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bnta thakur k haath hi nhi the:-):-

10. Yeh to aam ka pair hai.

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

11. Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho

Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho . . . Na koi tumharay paas ho . . . . Na tum kisi ki nazar main ho, . . . Na koi tumhari nazar main ho, . . . Tu samajh laina k tum .. . . . . . . BATHROOM main ho :p

12. Shadi me 1 pathan

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon, per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.

13. Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ki barsi hai

Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ki barsi hai un ki yaad mein plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi 1 "CARTOON" ko zaroor send karo, me ne apna farz pura ker dia. ab aap ki baari hay

14. Santa and his wife in office

Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

15. Pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

1 jinaza ja raha tha bohut say log sath ja rahay thay 1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

16. Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay,

Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay, Bina SMS Dil bore sa ho raha hay. Kahin aisa tou nahin aik pyara sa doost. GOOD NIGHT kiyay bina soo raha hai.

17. Apna 1 friend udhaar to do..

Mujhe apni mohabbat ka aitbar to do, Main toot k chahoon tumhein yeh ikhtiar to do, Guzarti hi nahin ab ye zindagi tanha, Apna 1 friend udhaar to do..

18. Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

19. Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do

Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p

20. Circuit: abhi janay do na bhai itni purani baat

Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha." Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit, "Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat... Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!"

21. 1 pathan airhostess se

1 sardar airhostess se, "Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!" Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara.. sardar forun bola:"Adat bhi bohut milti hai"

22. Guddu gana ga raha tha

Guddu gana ga raha tha, "aaj main ooper Aasma neechay" To Pappu nay Guddo ko bohut maara, Bhala kion??? kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi. hehe:p

23. To ye unka personal problem hay

Pappu pinko ko pasand karta hay aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ko pasand karti hai Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai Ab jab-k pinko ko pappu acha nahin lagta aur Pappu ka bhaipinki k […]

24. Gaon mein clinic khol lon

Aik doctor apne dost se: "yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon. Dost:"tumhara khyal to naik hy magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p"

25. Yeh afwahain kon phaila raha hay

Tum Achey Imandaar Sundur Samajhdar Khobsurat Dimagh walay Ho.... . . . . . . pata karo yeh afwahain kon phaila raha ha:p

26. kabhi ansu, khushbu, naghma banker

Kabhi Aansoo Kabhi Khushboo Kabhi Naghma Bankar Hum Say Her shaam Mili Hai Tera Chehra Bankar Chand Nikla Hai Teri Aankh K Ansoo Ki Tarah Phool Mehkay Hain Teri Zulf Ka Saya Bankar Meri Jaagi Huyi Raaton Ko Usi Ki Hai Talash So Raha Hai Meri Ankhon Main Jo Sapna Bankar Dil Kay Kaghaz Par […]

27. Her Chutti Pe Nazar

Hard Working Logon K Lye Bad News 2011 Mei 1st May 14 August ...11 Sep Aur 25 December Sunday Ko Hain:-(:-( Or Karo "HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011" "Her Chutti Pe Nazar"

28. kis kis ko sms karon

Is dil main taranay bohat hain, Zindagi main bahane bohut hain, Kis kis ko "sms" karon, Is NAA.CHEEZ k deewane bohut hain

29. main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!

30. Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan

Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:- 1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega. 2.SMS Muskura k Padhega. 3.Neeche Mat Padhna..- . . . . . Jo Kaam Mana Karo, bavkoof Woh Zaroor Karega.

31. Main nay pocha chand say

Main nay pocha chand say, daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen chand nay kaha:- Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?

32. Baqi horain kahan hain ?

Khudkash bombar ne bomb ka button dabaya lekin dhamaka nahin huwa or wo behosh ho gaya. Jab hospital me hosh aya or Nurse ko dekha to bola, Baqi horain kahan hain ?

33. Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gia

Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain? Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!