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Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya






Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay...:D
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