Girlfriend:Its 2 tight Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I cant, Girlfriend:Its painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!
After the holy month of Ramadan, here comes Eid ul fitr festival. Before the event occurs Muslims used to send Eid cards & greetings to each others. Now the trend is slightly changed ;). In Addition to Eid greeting cards or simply Eid Cards, the Eid SMS, Eid Messages,Eid mubarak messages, Eid greetings sms, Eid […]
Here are some of the best Eid SMS Messages in English Waiting for my Eid SMS Its a pleasant eid mubarak Bouqet of Eid Wishes Many are the eid wishes Eid is 3 meaningful words Miss you a lot on Eid Eid Days are meant to celebrate This Eid is happiest and best Original Eid […]
Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders, May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life, and help all amongst us, who are helpless,worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen.Eid Mubarak.
1 Day we all will depart on a journey free of cost Don't worry about seat reservation,its confirmed & Flight is always on time Our good deeds will be our luggage Islam will be our passport Kalma will be our Visa & Grave will be our waiting lounge, May you travel 2 heaven in 1st […]
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6" long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out? Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
Forget the times he walked by, Forget the times he made you cry, Forget the times he spoke your name, Remember now your not the same. Forget the times he held your hand, Forget the sweet things if you can, Forget the times & don't pretend, Remember now he's just your friend.
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did it! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
So many straws, in 1 milk shake glass So many fight, for thori si pepsi So many hands, in 1 chips pack So many friends, on 1 bench So much laughter, on 1 stupid joke So many phone calls, on birthday night So many hugs, for 1 little worry So many tears, for 1 little […]
Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench. A young boy came to him and asked the time. Old man refused to tell the time. Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again. Boy asked the reason? Old man said if i tell you the time, […]
Today i pray that:- Happiness be at ur door May it knock early Stay late & leave the gift of Allah's Peace,love,joy & good health behind shaban mubarak,eid mubarak, ramadan mubarak, May you remain happy all the time Irrespective of any occasion
I told GOD let all my friends be healthy and happy forever! GOD said:But for 4 days only! I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day! GOD said:No. 3 days! I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw! GOD said:No. 2 days! I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)! GOD said:No.Just […]
I never really knew you You were just another friend But when I got to know you, I let my heart unbend. I couldnt help past memories that would only make me cry I had to forget my first love and give love another try So Ive fallen in love with you and Ill never […]