Funny Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Life Life is Permanent Situation Solutions Temporary Temporary situations
Life is a never-ending stream of problems that must be confronted, surmounted, and/or solved. — Mark Manson Copy Share Image
Life is but a continual succession of opportunities for surviving. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
If life on earth is temporary , What makes you think that your problems are permanent ? — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If life on earth is Temporary, What makes you think your problem is Permanent? — Abdallah Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
