Funny Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Groups Humor Problem Sex
I don't do group sex. I don't like being in a roomful of all my homeys giving high-fives and yelling, 'Switch!' — Tyrese Gibson Copy Share Image
If you keep having the same problem with different people the problem might be you — SONYA PARKER Copy Share Image
Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Everybody round you pretendin that they your partner, let you have a problem they won't even help you out — Kevin Gates Copy Share Image
I've never slept with anyone who could help me at all. No one. I wish I had. If anything, everyone I've had sex with… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
If you have to talk to more than three people about the same problem, you don't want help, you want attention. — Naomi Campbell Copy Share Image
There comes a time when you should stop trying to please everyone and just focus on pleasing yourself. — Rashida Rowe Copy Share Image
I have made the choices that work best for me. I know I cannot please everyone, and that's fine. — Marlee Matlin Copy Share Image
I had my share of issues, but now, it's something that's made me who I am and no complaints. — Tony Oller Copy Share Image
The best part about being with a group is that you don't have to do everything alone. You're with your friends. — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image