Funny Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Witty
...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
As a school boy I played with a plastic grenade, it was grey and with caps, it was loaded. In the dirt we would… — Tom Paxton Copy Share Image
Some fell by laudanum, and some by steel, and death in ambush lay in every pill. — Samuel Garth Copy Share Image
François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind. — Peter Sellers Copy Share Image
They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum. — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
“Everyone ate as a group, and a huge cauldron of dumpster-dived gruel bubbled over a campfire, tended by a grubby-handed group of chefs dicing… — Matthew Power Copy Share Image
“Spurting out like formula from a colicky baby’s mouth, drops ejected from boiled frosting boiling, preliminary spurts from Old Faithful before the earthquake.” — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
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