Bears Quote by Christopher Moore

As a school boy I played with a plastic grenade, it was grey and with caps, it was loaded. In the dirt we would…

— Tom Paxton

“I was especially riveted by an amateur photograph in Herrero’s book, taken late at night by a camper with a flash at a campground…

— Bill Bryson

“My particular dread--the vivid possibility that left me staring at tree shadows on the bedroom ceiling night after night--was having to lie in a…

— Bill Bryson

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

— Nikhil Saluja

“What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die, of course. Literally shit myself lifeless. I…

— Bill Bryson

Anyone who's ever tried to tangle with a teddy bear cholla knows there's a whole lot more bear than teddy to it.

— Kevin Hearne

I swallowed a hand grenade that never stops exploding.

— Jeffrey McDaniel

That really was NOT fun, though. Well, the hitting-her-with-a-stick part, that was fun. But crashing into a concrete bear? NOT fun.

— Rick Riordan

Each individual cat got up and did his thing. It wasn't like today where they come down and put down some nice linoleum so…

— Jazzy Jay

I flung my tongue round like a cat-o'-nine-tails so that my pleasant peaceful infant room became little less than a German concentration camp as…

— Sylvia Ashton-Warner

He looked as though I'd just run over his pet puppy (though no actual puppies were harmed in the formation of that metaphor).

— Ally Carter

“Then they all surrounded the poop little animal and pulled out all his fur. He cried out loudly and entreated them to spare him,…

— Yei Theodora Ozaki