Funny Quote by Jon Stewart Download Open image “The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker.” — Jon Stewart ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Ifs Immune Immune system Inspirational Love Presses
Doing press is like eating at McDonald's: while it's going on it's vaguely enjoyable - you're seduced by your own vanity and taking yourself… — Emily Mortimer Copy Share Image
The press is supposed to watch the powerful. And not throw in with them. — Roger Ailes Copy Share Image
Wooing the press is an exercise roughly akin to picnicking with a tiger. You might enjoy the meal, but the tiger always eats last. — Maureen Dowd Copy Share Image
I've been dealing with the press for 45 years. You need a very long spoon to sup with them. While you are always grateful,… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I'm envious of people that can handle the press. No matter what I say or how articulately I say it, it always comes back… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
I think in many aspects the press does amazing things and helps a lot of people. — Stephanie Grisham Copy Share Image
It's hard to see a certain type of press try to destroy your life. — Princess Stephanie of Monaco Copy Share Image
I don't know how people feel,that's the beauty of TV, is they can see us, but we can't see them. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I reject the idea there are just two sides. I think that with the amount of ideas and thoughts there are, it's not even… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
While opponents label (Howard) Dean a throwback liberal, The New York Times recently noted that as governor, Dean cut income taxes, reformed welfare and… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
You know, in Saudi Arabia, you're innocent until proven Jewish. Female. Guilty! They're guilty! — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Do you guys have to sell everything? I'd like to buy the Earth's core. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use of 's.'… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image