Funny Quote by Jim Gaffigan

“Switch off the TV and tune in to yourself”

— Shubhra Krishan

I'm gonna kick my feet up. Then stare at the fan. Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants. Nobody's gonna tell…

— Bruno Mars

I would turn on the TV, but its so embarassing.

— Jack Johnson

I get up in the morning, and I'm reluctant to turn on the television.

— Maya Angelou

I work out, but I'm not doing it specifically because I show my butt on TV.

— Jimmy Smits

Life is like a tv without a remote...

— Anonymous

“They put an off button on the TV for a reason. Turn it off.”

— George W. Bush

My superpower is watching five hours of TV I'm not interested in because I can't reach the remote.

— Nikhil Saluja

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

— Anonymous

“If you want something, you need to initiate an activity. However, if you never pause to watch the results and to assess what you…

— Amanda Owen

“When two people live in one place, their individual habits get amplified. For example: I'm not lazy. But I don't like to move a…

— Paul Reiser

Would you please turn on the television. I'd like to see if I'm still alive and how I'm doing.

— Murray Haydon