Funny Quote by Jim Gaffigan

I would have made a good pope.

— Anonymous

If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.

— Pope John Paul I

It was like an audience with the Pope.

— Ricky Gervais

Pope Francis and I went to the same school.

— Alfredo Di Stefano

"What did the pope say? I like the pope. I mean, was it good or bad?"Because if it's good, I like the pope. If…

— Donald Trump

If I'm not mistaken, Sigmund Freud said that in every idealisation there's an aggression. Depicting the Pope as a sort of Superman, a star,…

— Pope Francis

John Paul was the first modern pope to grow up in a secular culture: He attended public schools, danced with girls - indeed, as…

— Carl Bernstein

“See a storm. See a bad spanking. See your boy is ugly. Decide your boy is the pope. Blow the pope away with an…

— Amanda Boyden

I was in a state of shock, because I have never seen the pope talk about something as unimportant as Donald Trump. OK? And…

— Donald Trump

I wouldn't take the Pope too seriously. He's a Pole first, a pope second, and maybe a Christian third.

— Muriel Spark

Stan Musial, who said, Why didn't they make me the first Polish pope? I was such a good Cardinal. Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

It's too early for a Polish pope.

— Pope John Paul II