I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
And I could see his internal struggle become an all out war. "It wouldn't have made a difference. Not with Adrian involved,"… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
People see you onstage and, yeah, I'd want to be that guy.I want to be that guy myself very often. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
I kind of wish people didn’t know who I am, that I could just lie, say I’m a speechwriter for Obama. This… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to do blow with Genghis Khan, 'bet that guy knows how to party. I also think a bottle of… — Mike Mendez Copy Share Image
My fear is that the Tea Party gets a charismatic leader. Because all they're selling is fear and anger. And that's all… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
I am not a member of the chamber of commerce for show business, believe me, but there are some really good people… — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I have a few different managers, and one of them hit me up today and was like 'I'm going to set you… — Shane Bunting Copy Share Image
You know, I think when people fly the nest a little too soon, as far as getting involved in movies, anything beyond… — Bubba Sparxxx Copy Share Image
I wasn't a class clown, I never developed this comedic flair as a kid. Even when I decided to become an actor,… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
Mental toughness must be developed before you start fighting because you don't want to be that guy who quits in the ring. — Forrest Griffin Copy Share Image
It was very nerve-wracking for me. I had to be drunk and have a threesome. I'm not that guy. Bobby Cannavale is… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
“And there's a cop over there." "What?" the boy said, glancing at the D.C. police officer that stood at the corner of… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
There's a guy in the audience with a distinctive laugh. I hope that guy is miked. The only problem with having a… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If you love your dad, it’s tough when he dies. If you don’t like your dad, it’s tough when he dies. Because… — Jimmy Iovine Copy Share Image
Neil Young is my hero. You know what that guy has been doing for the past 40 years? Making music. That's what… — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
We're smart enough to know we need to live in groups to survive, but we're still animals and we needs lots of… — Julia Phillips Copy Share Image
If you're seeing a psychiatrist, you're wasting money because all you've got to do is get on a plane, get on a… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
A good leader does not tell people to stand behind him. That position does not give anybody power but the leader. Today's… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
Our society is so much about fidelity being this thing that's sacred, and people are miserable. They're suicidal. It brings more depression… — Julie Delpy Copy Share Image
[at CMC West Coast 2011, on 1 Samuel 14] If just a few of you would step up and be like Jonathan… — Francis Chan Copy Share Image
Those blue eyes glinted with uncivilized suggestion. A faint smile was tucked in the corner of his wide mouth. Definitely wouldn't want… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
I want to be an example, the person who when they look at, they say, "That guy is a Christian, there's no… — Christian Hosoi Copy Share Image