Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods. — Patrice O'Neal Connecticut Copy Share Image
People have tried to corner the market on being offended, corner the market on language and corner the market on opinion. Should… — Patrice O'Neal Affected Copy Share Image
I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than… — Patrice O'Neal Crowds Copy Share Image
I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what… — Patrice O'Neal Horrible Copy Share Image
I wanna say 'China', but I don't really mean 'China.' I just mean the places that Chinese people come from. — Patrice O'Neal China Copy Share Image
When I came up, football was about gladiators . . . When we hit somebody and he didnt get up, we didnt… — Patrice O'Neal Football Copy Share Image
I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy. — Patrice O'Neal Edgy Copy Share Image
I'm a slave to the culture, so I see an Audi, a Denali, or an Escalade, my neighbor got the four-door Porsche.… — Patrice O'Neal Audi Copy Share Image
I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to… — Patrice O'Neal Bass Copy Share Image
What I'm trying to do is be righteous. And when I say “righteous,” I don't mean God. You know? God- Righteous. I… — Patrice O'Neal Honest Copy Share Image
Ive still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy. — Patrice O'Neal Car Copy Share Image
I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude. — Patrice O'Neal Bigs Copy Share Image
I've still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy. — Patrice O'Neal Car Copy Share Image
I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt… — Patrice O'Neal Breasts Copy Share Image
Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey. — Patrice O'Neal Bears Copy Share Image
But women, you get hornier as you get older. It's weird, you wanna do all your sex in between the ages of… — Patrice O'Neal Funny Copy Share Image
Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how… — Patrice O'Neal Crowds Copy Share Image
Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because… — Patrice O'Neal Feels Copy Share Image
I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like… — Patrice O'Neal Beans Copy Share Image
No guy wants to cheat and hurt his woman. First of all, think about what cheating is for a second ladies. Cheating… — Patrice O'Neal Being cheated on Copy Share Image
The case is I talk for a living, so I should be able to say anything I want to say regardless of… — Patrice O'Neal Able Copy Share Image
The difference between 40 year old cooch and 20 (year old cooch) is the amount of time I wait. That's it. 20… — Patrice O'Neal Dating Copy Share Image
