Humor Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image ““Estos son mis principios; si no le gustan, tengo otros”” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“—Ahora ve despacio, chico. A la naturaleza no le gustan las prisas. —Sí, padre” — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
“No tengo hermanos. No tengo novia. No tengo perro. A mi entierro seguramente vendría gente que no conozco. En alguna ocasión lo he pensado:… — Francisco Miguel Espinosa Copy Share Image
“-No me gustan los niños. -Tampoco te gustan mucho los adultos. Ni nadie que esté entre unos y otros.” — Neal Shusterman Copy Share
“-¿No le gusta mi nombre?-le pregunté extrañado. -Me gusta tanto como a usted el mío.” — Claudia Celis Copy Share Image
“¿Qué más? Es preciosa. No te cansas de mirarla. No tienes que preocuparte de si es más inteligente que tú, porque sabes lo es.… — John Green Copy Share Image
“No me gustan las cosas forzadas, las personas obligadas a hacer, los sentimientos obligados. Si no es por propia voluntad, no vale nada.” — Ignacio Novo Copy Share Image
“Le tengo constantemente en mi pensamiento, aunque no siempre como una cosa agradable. Tampoco yo me agrado siempre de mí misma. No hables más… — Emily Brontë Copy Share Image
“A mí no me gusta que la gente me haga confidencias, porque mientras me dicen cosas importantísimas pienso en otra cosa y tengo miedo… — Jorge Luis Borges Copy Share Image
“Si no puedes sentirte a gusto cuando estás solo, buscarás una relación para remediar tu inquietud.” — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
“No confíes tu secreto ni al más íntimo amigo; no podrías pedirle discreción si tú mismo no la has tenido.” — Ludwing Van Beethoven Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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