Funny Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Jigsaw Jigsaw puzzle Pieces
There’s a reason I hate jigsaw puzzles. I don’t have the patience to find all the border pieces, especially when they’re all the same… — Ann Aguirre Copy Share Image
So now it is time to disassemble the parts of the jigsaw puzzle or to piece another one together, for I find that, having… — Conrad Veidt Copy Share Image
I feel like a jig-saw puzzle missing a piece and Im not even sure what the picture should be. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I try to make puzzles range all the way from easy to hard, and to leave many open at once. — Graham Nelson Copy Share Image
'Saw' is like a big jigsaw puzzle. When you put a jigsaw puzzle together, you put the bottom left corner together first, and then… — Tobin Bell Copy Share Image
If you paint, write, do mosaics, knit - if it's solving that part of your brain saying, 'I need to do this,' you've won. — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
Didn't say to give away every piece of the puzzle. Till I was left with nothin' but I took it upon myself to crush… — Sage Francis Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image