Funny Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “I think the Worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Heart attack Time
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
That mini heart attack u get, when somesaysI heard something about u — Tinku Razoria Copy Share Image
When the Painfulness of heart out of Range of Ours Stamina then Tears out from the eyes jump up by suicide — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Never risk throwing your hearts at incompetent hearts, they would let it crash. Throw it into competent hearts that would die to save it,… — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
