Funny Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “I am a man of my word… and that word is “unreliable.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Keeping your word Language Love Men Reliability Unreliable Words
Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man. — J. Robert Oppenheimer Copy Share Image
“What you said earlier is right; men are unreliable in many things. But if there's one thing you can count on, it's their greed.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
My errors have been errors of calculation and judging men, not in appreciating the true nature of truth and ahimsa or in their application. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
The man who trusts men will make fewer mistakes than he who distrusts them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a man of few words." "If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary. — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image