Humor Quote by Darynda Jones

“The next thing I remembered was Reyes smiling down at me as the sun filtered into his apartment, his hair mussed, his lids hooded…

— Darynda Jones

“Brooks knelt in front of him, wiping his mouth. “Get up,” Brooks said. “Bend over the sink. I want to fuck that tight ass…

— Darien Cox

“Okay, if you have to go. I’m not sure what I’ll do with all these women around.” Jealousy spiked in me so fast and…

— Darynda Jones

“ Jared called me. You missed your appointment today. He was worried," Raelynn said." Ah, shiiit," Sebastian groaned. " Alright, I'll call him in…

— Andria Large

Oh, my god!” I said to Reyes, my eyes radiating accusations at him. “She took your picture? Just what kind of game are you…

— Darynda Jones

Reyes, what happened?” He‘d been busy nibbling his way to my collarbone, his hot mouth evoking seismic activity at each point of contact. I…

— Darynda Jones

“Billy's Adam's apple bobbed. "Don't-" The knife at his throat cut him short. Black Tom cocked a thick brow. "Don't, wha? Hurt your littl'…

— Kristen Callihan

“Fred and George exchanged looks. "You don't mind if we don't kiss you, do you, Ron?" said Fred in a falsely anxious voice. "We…

— J.K. Rowling

When Jared smiled, his teeth were stained with fresh scarlet. "Don't you hate me?" he demanded. "I'd hate me." "You just tried to drown…

— Sarah Rees Brennan

“A couple of yards before we hit the ground, he speaks up in a voice so quiet, I can barely hear him. “What I…

— Jenn Bennett

“Fucking daylight!” I grabbed him and planted a kiss on his lips. Tasting sand, I spit in the dirt and slapped him on the…

— James Cox

“He looked incredulous, throwing his hands up in disbelief. "You snuck out of my flat like I was some drunken lay you were ashamed…

— Samantha Young