Funny Quote by Craig Ferguson Download Open image “I only like sports that Bond villains played.” — Craig Ferguson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Sports Villain
I'd love to play Bond, but I would love to play a Bond villain too - who wouldn't? — Adam Pearson Copy Share Image
I love watching the Bond movies obviously and I grew up reading the books as a kid. I've always loved them because of that. — Danny Boyle Copy Share Image
I've always loved the Bond pictures. I have watched every single one. Movies don't get bigger or better than Bond, so I knew this… — Lee Tamahori Copy Share Image
I want portray a Bond villain. I think I'd give Bond a great run as the villain. — Deep Roy Copy Share Image
“I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never fucking again.” — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van? — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People are saying that Anderson Cooper could be the new Oprah. And then these people are struck by lightning. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote: I give you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image