You wouldn't believe
On All Hallow Eve
What lots of fun we can make,
With apples to bob,
And nuts on the hob,
And a ring-and-thimble cake.
~Carolyn Wells

Once in a young lifetime
one should be allowed
to have as much sweetness
as one can possibly want and hold.
~Judith Olney

Education gives Quality of Life!
Money gives Quality of Respect!
Wife gives Quality of Love!
But Friendship gives Quality of Heart!

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:p

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

Even As We Celebrate This Memorable Day
In The History Of Our Mother Nation,
Let Us Keep Checking On Our Underprivileged
Brothers And Sisters On The Streets;
Let Us Show The Beauty Of This Nation
To Everyone Regardless Of Social,
Economic Or Financial Background.

Happy Republic Day.

Your mother bore you
For 9 months ,
She watched her feet
Swell, she struggled to
Climb stairs,
She got breathless quick,
She bore excruciating pain,
She suffered many sleepless
Nights,
She became your nurse, your
Chef, your teacher, your
Cleaner, your launderette, your
Friend.
She struggled for you, but not
Did she see it as a struggle,
Not once did she develop
Regrets after all this ...
How dare you say even
"uff" to her ...

I love my mother beyond limits

Do you ... ? ? ?