Tujhey sub pata hai

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1. Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

2. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?

2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu? . . . . . . . Tumhain ullu!

3. Kia kahon tujhey ?

Kia kahon tujhey ? khuwab kahoon to toot jayega¢â‚¬Â¦...... .. Dil kahoon to bikhar jayega¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â¦........ Aa tera naam zindagi rakh du¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â¦ Kam se kam maut se pehle to tera sath na chuth payega¢â‚¬Â¦.

4. Wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali, Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani, Uski har baat hai nirali, Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

5. Nawe belcha da sok e pata ne ke

Che Sahar wahti da Manza pa neyat da kora raowatam. Sa goram che hagha laa haghase da lakhti pa ghaara walaara da. Lag 7 kho hairan aw pareshan wom che os de sara sa okam. Ho biya me warta okhandal, pa oga me kra aw Gano ta me kra. Maa we..... Nawe belcha da sok […]

6. Child 2 dentist doctor

Child 2 dentist doctor..!!! Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ?? Dr: nahi Child: ager main nikal k dikhao Dr: nikaloo Child: he he he he he he

7. Ullu ka patta

A 16 Year Old Boy Went To Drop An Unknown Aunty Ji To Her Home. Aunty: Beta, Raat Bahut Ho Gai Hai, Yahi So Jao, Bittu Ke Room Me Boy: Nahi Aunty Ji, Mai Guest Room Mein So Jaunga Next Day A Beautiful Girl Comes With A Cup Of Milk Boy: Aap Kaun? Girl: Ji, […]

8. Tum to sab ki nani ho

Main payasa hon or tum pani ho, main kalam hon or tum kahani ho, jab pocha gali k bacho say, to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,

9. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

10. Main ullu ka patha ...!

1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya. Usay kafi dair ho gaye, aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum guddu k pass so jao. Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay per hi so jata hon next morning a beautiful girl bring tea 4 him. Boy asked tum kon ho. Girl: main guddu […]

11. Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai. Aunty chini daitay howa, "acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?" Kid:Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

12. Essay on my best friend

Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye "MY BESY FRIEND" ka essay tayar kia lakin paper mai "MY FATHER" ka essay a gaya. Ab us nay socha k "MY BEST FRIEND" ka essay he likhta ho lakin FRIEND k jaga FATHER ka word likh don ga. Ab ESSAY kuch u tha. "Father are everywhere but […]

13. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se

1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se: yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai, Pakistani: Abay yaar, China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)

14. Sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain...

15. Peshab k bad sub se pehla kam ?

Peshab karna k bad sab sa pahla kam kya karna chaheya? . . . . jo gand kiya hai us par pani dalo ya b nae pata

16. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

17. Itni dair say dimagh kion kha rahi ho:p

Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

18. 1 Police officer bachey se

1 Police officer bachey se: Beta: Kia tumhare abu "Al Qaida" mein hain? Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein . . "Noorani Qaida" pe hoon

19. Pani dene se pehle boil...

Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye ... Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga...

20. Happy Promise Day Sms for Girlfriend

Her Pal Teri Sochoo Main Gum Rehta Hon. Din Ho Ya Raat Ho Bass Tujhay Yaad Kerta Hon. Tu Kya Janey Meri Iss Bebasi Ka Alam Tere Bina Mar Mar Ker Jeeta Hoon Yaad Kro Wo Apna Promise Yaad Kro Happy Promise Day

21. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

22. Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . . . Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p

23. Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya

Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay...:D

24. beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo

Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay .... !!!!

25. Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kia jaye Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kia jaye Na jane kon sa dard dia hy is parhai ne Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye

26. Happy Promise Day Messages in Hindi

Ye Promise Hai Humara, Na Chhodenge Kabhi Saath Tumhara. Jo Gaye Tum Hume Bhool Kar, Le Aayenge Pakad Kar Haath Tumhara. Happy Promise Day

27. Puri botal na sahi,

Puri botal na sahi, Ek jaam to ho jaye, Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye, Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

28. Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai

Tumhain kia pata gum kia hai, Tumhain kia pata gum kisay kehtay hain, Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai, Tum nay to hamesha . . . thook se hi envolope chipkaya hay :-) hehee

29. isi liye main usay le ja raha hon

Girl's father: "main nahin chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray" Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."

30. Jam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,

Jaam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye, zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye, sms kerny per paisay lagtay hain magar itney nahi kay kia na jaye;)

31. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

32. Dil main tum, dharkam main tum

Dil main tum dharkan me tum Asman me tum Zamen me tum Ankhon me tum Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

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