Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
posted in Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Insult SMS |
2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!
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