Nawe belcha da sok e pata ne ke

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Che Sahar wahti da Manza pa neyat da kora raowatam.
Sa goram che hagha laa haghase da lakhti pa ghaara walaara da.
Lag 7 kho hairan aw pareshan wom che os de sara sa okam.
Ho biya me warta okhandal, pa oga me kra aw Gano ta me kra.

Maa we.....

Nawe belcha da sok e pata ne ke

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