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Main kaisay Eid manaoon
Door hoon apne Dost sey mai kesey Eid manaoon !!
Soch rahi hoon us tak pohnchoon ya us ko Bulaoon!
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- Main maa Bannay wali hoon
- Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon.
- Main churail hoon
- Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do
- Main ullu ka patha ...!
- Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
- Dil main tum, dharkam main tum
- ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena
- Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thay
- Gaon mein clinic khol lon
- MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI
- Gun main nay chupa di thi
- Hum dono main cute kon?
- Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
- DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,
- Aap k haath main mobile hai..
- Is duniya main 3 tarha k log
- ibadat main 2 chizain
- Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?
- Main nay pocha chand say
- Quran Ki Tafsir 3 Jumloo Main
- Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
- Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye!
- isi liye main usay le ja raha hon
- bottle main Pepsi say zyaada ....
- Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay,
- Papar aur jhapar main farak
- 1 line main bol biwi chahiye
- Jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ" main hai
- Sardar : bathroom main shair tha
- Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon
- Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata
- bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon. Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho. Premika: haan Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k tumhari maan banane wali hoon..
Dekha hai jab se tumko, mera dil nahi hai basme Jee chahe aaj tod doon duniya ki saari rusmein Tera haath chahta hoon, tera saath chahta hoon Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon. Happy Hug Day Sweetheart
A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon. Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai.
Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p
1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya. Usay kafi dair ho gaye, aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum guddu k pass so jao. Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay per hi so jata hon next morning a beautiful girl bring tea 4 him. Boy asked tum kon ho. Girl: main guddu […]
2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu? . . . . . . . Tumhain ullu!
Dil main tum dharkan me tum Asman me tum Zamen me tum Ankhon me tum Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain
ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena, Apne ammi k arman khak mai na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabzi laane k liye milte hain, unka easy load na karwa lena
Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle.... Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy... 1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya.. Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri.. Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee.. Bussssssss! Ussi Din se Mohabbat " ANDHI " or husn " ZALIM " ho gaya […]
Aik doctor apne dost se: "yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon. Dost:"tumhara khyal to naik hy magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p"
1 bat bataon RAAZ ki, karo us larki se "AASHQI", Jis k chehre pe ho "SAADGI", Sanso mai ho "TAAZGI", Chandni ho "CHAND ki, Rani ho "RAAT" ki, Khushbo ho "GULAB" ki, Batein kare "PYAR" ki, Nazuk ho "MIZAJ" ki, Achi ho "IKHLAQ" ki, Pabund ho "NAMAZ" ki, Khidmat kare "MAA,BAAP" ki, Or hamesha kahe! […]
Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
Hum dono main cute kon? smart kon? dashing kon? sweet kon ?handsome kon? yeh sab tum tow hoo nahe saktay tow bachaa kon...?
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.! Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.! Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.! Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao, KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY, chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao. Good Night(S)
Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai... SMS ki achi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?
Is duniya main 3 tarha k log khushnaseeb hotey hain 1 jinhye sucha piyar milta hai 2 jinhye acha friend milta hai 3 jinhain mera sms bar bar milta hai
Mujhey ibadat main 2 chizain bohut pasand hain, Sard mosam main FAJAR ki NAMAZ aur Garam mosam main RAMZAN k rozay {Hazrat Ali R.A}
Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . . . Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p
Main nay pocha chand say, daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen chand nay kaha:- Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?
Quran Ki Tafsir 3 Jumloo Main 1- ALLAH Ko Razi Karo Us K Ehkam Se .. 2- Rasool S.A.W Ko Razi Karu Unki Eta`at Se .. 3- Makhluq Ko Razi Karo Un k Haqooq Se Yehi QURAN Hai !!!
Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate ho? Man: 12 Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge. Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye! Aahaa! .................................. SMS kerne walay ki tasvir thori na ati hay:p
Girl's father: "main nahin chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray" Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada... Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... IÂ MISS UÂ
Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay, Bina SMS Dil bore sa ho raha hay. Kahin aisa tou nahin aik pyara sa doost. GOOD NIGHT kiyay bina soo raha hai.
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
Sardar: bhagwan mujhey dard day dukh day tension day mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan: abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye
Jism ki tandrusti "NAMAZ" main hai, Dil ki taqat TILAWAT-E-QURAN main hai, Dimagh ki quwwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI main hai, Rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHAREEF main hai,
1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya? 1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...
Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:"tum to rat main kat'tay hona?" Macher bola,"ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon."
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada... Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE UÂ