You are here: SMS4Smile » Funny SMS » Men, Women, Bluetooth, and Wi-fi Men, Women, Bluetooth, and Wi-fi (92 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5) Loading... Tweet Pin It Men are like Bluetooth: He is connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away.. Women are like Wi-Fi: She sees all available devices but connects to the strongest one... Related SMS Relationships are like bluetooth. Now-a-days peoples and relationships are like bluetooth. If you stay close they stay connected, And if u go away they find new devices! Man / woman like bluetooth / wifi Woman is like blue tooth , U r next 2 her, she stays connected, u go away, she finds new device Man is like wi-fi, many devices can connect 2him at a time Women's Day Advice For men & women For Women:To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. For Man:To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Happy Women's Day Fun-filled women's day This Women's Day resolve to... Get your choices right! In a nutshell... Have a fun-filled and Enjoyable Women's Day! Wishing Women's Day To Wishing a very Happy Women's Day to the most amazing women I know Women r mean Men r very Kind & Women r very mean! "PROOF" Most women dont like to help unknown men But All men r ready 2 help unknown females. Happy Women's Day for all girls / womens We are cute daughters, we are sweet sisters, we are lovely lovers, we are darling wives, we are adorable mothers, we are source of strength, we are WOMEN! Happy Women's Day! Women's Day Wishes Let me take this opportunity To wish you a. Happy Women's Day. May the glory and glamour. Of womanhood be. Abundantly bestowed upon you. Happy Women's Day. Happy Women's Day to you Happy Women's Day to you A wonderful person and a great friend. It's a blessing to have both of them in you! A very Happy Women's Day to you! 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So beware! 99% are running around without proper medication!! Short Women's Day Wish Happy Women's Day! Wishing you a day as beautiful as you are! Wish you a very happy women's day Wish you a very happy women's day Its you who's making the difference in so many lives and I am one of them. Have a wonderful day! Allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake. Whom women listens carefully The only person to whom women listens carefully is a photographer .. :p Women will be forgotten if The history of all times and of today especially, teaches that women will be forgotten if they forget to think about themselves -- Louise Otto Happy Women's Day! To the woman of my dream: Thankfully in my life. I now in my arms. Happy Women's Day! Sweetheart's women day greetings You fill my days with happiness and my world with your love! Sweetheart, you are so special to me! Happy Women's Day Happy Women's Day to MOM! I make this to give it to the most special woman in my life. Love you mom! Happy Women's Day Women's Day Blessing Message A wonderful person and a great friend. It's a blessing to have both of them in you! A very Happy Women's Day to you! Happy Women's Day Every Home, Every Heart, Every Feeling, Every Moment Of happiness is incomplete without you, Only you can complete this world . Happy Women's Day Short Women's Day Appreciation Often we leave our appreciation unspoken! Today we all say Happy Women's Day!! A mobile is like women A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service. Have a great women's day On this special day, celebrate life. Take a break from your busy schedule. Let your hair down, have fun and do what your heart says. Cause today is your day. Have a great Women's Day! Women's Day to Girl Friend / Lover Happy Women's Day to the one who has stolen my heart! Sending u Happy Women's Day Wishes Sending you wishes to say you blossom up the world around me! Happy Women's Day! Cool Women's Day Message Every Home,Every Heart, Every Feeling, Every Moment Of happiness is incomplete without u, Only U can complete this world... Happy Women's Day Women has many roles 2 play She has many roles 2 play:Mother,Sister,Daughter,Friend & so on. Every legend was born of her pain!, 'WoMeN's DaY!' Wishing you Women's Day Wishing you a day filled with goodness and warmth, Wishing you happiness... today and forever, Happy Women's Day!