Funny Quote by Nikhil Saluja

“Use your head for something more than to give your hat a ride, can't you?”

— B.M. Bower

“Never sell your head to buy a hat”

— Alejandro Alex Jadad

“Take your hat off.”

— Don Draper

“A hat should be taken off when greeting a lady, and left off the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a…

— P.J. O'Rourke

“There are some things one is born to wear, and I had obviously been fated to wear this hat.”

— Connie Willis

I wanted to do something where I could hang my hat.

— Jane Lynch

“Who do hats think they are? They contribute nothing to society, and don't even display basic manners. Has a hat ever held a door…

— Charlie Brooker

“And take that stupid hat off! It’s cutting into my neck.” He began to laugh weakly. “What a harridan you are. How could I…

— Yangsze Choo

“As I ran, I fixed my hat back on my head and thought, The Mad Hatter. After all this time . . . . . . finally”

— Tillie Cole

I have a big head, so I can appreciate a good hat.

— Khalil Mack

A hat is an expression of a woman’s soul. It is something that she wears on her head, but it belongs to her heart.…

— Lilly Dache

“No need to take it out on me that you're so wrinkled you have to screw your hat on.”

— Suzanne Wright