Humor Quote by B.M. Bower Download Open image ““Use your head for something more than to give your hat a ride, can't you?”” — B.M. Bower ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Western
“Ever had one of those days you couldn’t hit the ground with your hat?” — Waylon Jennings Copy Share Image
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“A hat should be taken off when greeting a lady, and left off the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a… — P.J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“No need to take it out on me that you're so wrinkled you have to screw your hat on.” — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“As I ran, I fixed my hat back on my head and thought, The Mad Hatter. After all this time . . . . . . finally” — Tillie Cole Copy Share Image
“There are some things one is born to wear, and I had obviously been fated to wear this hat.” — Connie Willis Copy Share Image
“When you think of it, people may rub elbows and still have an ocean or two between them.” — B.M. Bower Copy Share Image
“By all the rules of modern fiction there should have been gunsmoke mingling its acrid blue with the brown haze of corral dust. Dead… — B.M. Bower Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
