Etiquette Quote by P.J. O'Rourke

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid…

— P. J. O'Rourke

“Take your hat off.”

— Don Draper

“No need to take it out on me that you're so wrinkled you have to screw your hat on.”

— Suzanne Wright

“Don’t put the hat in hate and then wear it around with pride. Wear your love like socks for gloves, and let the world…

— Jarod Kintz

“There is a great deal to be seen in the tilt of a hat on a man.”

— John Steinbeck

“Who do hats think they are? They contribute nothing to society, and don't even display basic manners. Has a hat ever held a door…

— Charlie Brooker

“Use your head for something more than to give your hat a ride, can't you?”

— B.M. Bower

“There are some things one is born to wear, and I had obviously been fated to wear this hat.”

— Connie Willis

“If the hat fits wear it...”

— M.E.Lewis

“Hats, like first husbands in my experience, are usually a mistake.”

— Danielle Ganek

“He was a man who always gave the impression of wearing a top hat, even when he was not.”

— Judy Budnitz

That hat looks ridiculous.” “Fortunately, I can change hats,” Wayne said, “while you, sir, are stuck with that face.

— Brandon Sanderson