Funny Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Sometimes a lady wants to be woken up with a face between her legs...” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Witty
Woman's face is like an open book that reveals her stateàof mind... — Mazher (@mazher50 Copy Share Image
I think a girl looks good when she wakes up with nothing on her face. — Jackson Rathbone Copy Share Image
My legs wrap around her back, while her face in between my lap. That's what you called face time — G-Fwea D Copy Share Image
Once she woke with untamed lover's face between her legs, now he's cooled and stifled and it's she who has to beg. — Pete Townshend Copy Share Image
“Now go to sleep. I'll wake you up when I want you." "Should I just sleep with my legs spread or what?” — Dominique Frost Copy Share Image
“If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Most men have at least once after a one night stand woken up next to someone other than whom they thought they went to… — Stephen B. Fraser Copy Share Image
When she raises her eyelids, it's as if she were taking off all her clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
