Funny Quote by G-Fwea D

Sometimes a lady wants to be woken up with a face between her legs...

— Nikhil Saluja

I sit on the couch watching her arrange her long red hair before my bedroom mirror. she pulls her hair up and piles it…

— Charles Bukowski

I lay down across her with my face in her breasts and my hand on her. We lay there without moving. But under us…

— Samuel Beckett

Those moments when you try to do a backflip off your bed, and land straight on your face ._.

— Patience

I can wrap my legs around my neck.

— Janice Dickinson

Girlfrien's face when she wants somthing :)

— Karu

Kisses on my neck..

— Maggie

Me: Your face must turn a few heads. She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

— Nikhil Saluja

I was sitting under a shade,when a kiss came and slap me,then I chase it as fast as I can,only to catch it at…

— San Buchi Ladiesguy

I keep my face covered during concerts. That's just something that is part of me, an artist, and I think it's a cool concept…

— Alan Walker

Your face would look better...between my legs

— Shardae Howlett

Favourite. Sex position? Oh mine is called the virgin. You stand there with your legs close shut waiting for the right person to come…

— Anonymous