Funny Quote by Jim Gaffigan

“If you were at school they would not let you read a book like this, they would keep you from reading it by involving…

— Helen DeWitt

Kids will come into my boxing gym with no discipline, and then you teach them how to focus and love what they're doing, which…

— Tamer Hassan

Fourth period I have "life skills", which is what they call gym when you're old enough to be offended by forced physical activity (Elody…

— Lauren Oliver

Mum and dad would drive me to the ACT Academy of Sport gym at 5 A.M., sit in the car and read a book,…

— Caroline Buchanan

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.

— Woody Allen

We should teach kids, whether you're on the varsity team or not, that movement is a great thing in your life.

— Julie Foudy

I can't believe we got grades in gym class. I've never used anything I learned in there. "All right, I'm standing in front of…

— Jim Gaffigan

Sports are such a great teacher. I think of everything they've taught me: camaraderie, humility, how to resolve differences.

— Kobe Bryant

In my school, people liked the gym teachers because they were the football or soccer coaches. But look, if they're cool, they get respect.

— Danny McBride

It is quite overwhelming when you are a kickboxing student and you get taken to, say, a jiu jitsu class and are being taught…

— Dan Hooker

I played soccer growing up, and then high school came along and the football coach came out one day and was like, 'Hey, do…

— Kyle Brindza

Gym class was, of course, where the strongest, best-looking kids were made captains and chose us spazzes last. More important, it was where the…

— Ayelet Waldman