Fitness Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I'd like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor”

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

“Lean back, tighten abs, keep arms locked, look for a place to land my hands.”

— Wendy Mass

“Girls that ate ribs, chewed tobacco, fought dirty, and had no idea what Pilates was. My kind of women.”

— Johnny Shaw

“ou run, you do your crunches, I don’t give a fuck. But you lose any of that ass, those tits, those hips or your…

— Kristen Ashley

“You think your muscles hurt? Try a blade in the belly.”

— Victor Gischler

“They’re your guilty pleasure. You have some tucked away in your office at work, and all over your house... you can never get enough…

— Loretta Lost

“I want to do a lot of things to your body, but that's not one of them.”

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“It's okay.' I rubbed my stomach.'These abs have been known to bring down much tougher girls. I won't tell anyone you want me.”

— Nyrae Dawn

“abs you could do laundry on, the”

— William Gibson

“It’s a one of a kind, camel-toe couch. For when yoga pants aren’t enough.”

— H.M. Ward

“You know I’ve put on, like, fifteen pounds of muscle since I met you? Because you get me worked up and then I can’t…

— Jasinda Wilder

“How do you gag the voice in your head that says, 'You don't have to go to the gym today. There's always tomorrow. C'mon,…

— A.J. Jacobs