Potato chips Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I used a bag of potato chips as a sock once. Roll Tide!”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Potato Chip Potato chips
“They’re your guilty pleasure. You have some tucked away in your office at work, and all over your house... you can never get enough… — Loretta Lost Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were crying, and your tears were so salty I decided to collect your sadness to sprinkle on… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I bought a big bag of potatoes and it's growing eyes like crazy. Other foods rot. Potatoes want to see.” — Bill Callahan Copy Share Image
“I bought a bag of chips at the store, and the cashier asked if I wanted a bag. I said, No thanks. It already… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I rip off the wrapping and tear through the box Till I end up with 45 new pairs of socks.” — Owl City Copy Share Image
“Lord, I can’t live in his mashed potato world. I need my tubers scalloped and diced and baked and fried and different every time.… — Lorna Seilstad Copy Share Image
“Why do washing machines eat socks? Do they taste good? Should I eat socks?” — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“I was usually hungry enough to eat what I was given without comment, but if the Earl served boiled tongue or calves' foot jelly,… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“I'm an acquired taste. I'm anchovies. If I was potato chips I could go more places.” — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
My idea of a meal, if I was hungry, was to open a bag of potato chips. — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
'Constitutional' is just a real pip of a word. Positively rolls off the tongue. In fact, it's downright fun to say. 'Con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's the… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
“I remember reading about these primitive initiation rituals in school. They had one where they take the kid way out into the wilderness and… — Tim Tharp Copy Share Image
When your Super Bowl guests arrive, they should find a mound of potato chips large enough to conceal a pony sitting in front of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
At one store, Gansey had started to pay for Blue's potato chips and she'd snatched them away. "I don't want you to buy me… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Vanity, right?" Nash reappeared in the living room with an open bag of potato chips. "I nominate my venerable brother. He likes to play… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
A vampire victim. I'd never seen a lone kill. They were like potato chips; once a vamp tasted them, he couldn't stop at just… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“On Claud, though, the look is very cool.) For example, today she was wearing a neon green tank top under a white oversized man’s… — Ann M. Martin Copy Share Image
I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips. — Tyra Banks Copy Share Image
If you had asked me when I was 28 and in my wedding dress if I ever thought I would end up in my… — Jenna McCarthy Copy Share Image
I don't really like sweets, so that's never been a problem. Instead I'll have Kettle potato chips, which are gluten-free. — Scott Michael Foster Copy Share Image
My idea of a meal, if I was hungry, was to open a bag of potato chips. — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
