Food Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Don't let a suitcase filled with cheese be your big fork and spoon.”

— Doris Roberts

“Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Life is like a nice fresh batch of Swiss cheese. Note to self: savor the holes, too, like the spaces between musical notes.”

— Anne Lamott

“Wherever I go I carry around a clothes iron, a loaf of bread, and a block of cheddar, so no matter where I am…

— Jarod Kintz

“By a simple show of hands, who here is wearing gloves?”

— Jarod Kintz

“You wanted to be the cheese,” I said. “The what?" "The cheese, the gooey good stuff that fills in the empty space when a…

— Amber McRee Turner

“I'm allergic to fingers, so I have to eat pizza with my feet. You should see me eat on the run.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I once got a handjob from a glove. I miss the 80s.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Do you want to know something? I have three pairs of kid gloves. I've had kid mittens before from the Christmas tree, but never…

— Jean Webster

“And I wasn't convinced that it was a good idea, sort of like asking for advice on how to catch a baseball in your…

— Raymond Chen

“I looked down at my hands. They were folded neatly together on the table like they belonged to someone else, as if someone had…

— R.J. Ellory

“A slice of cheese is like a blanket on a burger, and I sleep with pillows shaped like pickles.”

— Jarod Kintz