Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I don’t eat food with silverware—I use sponges. I always clean my plate.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I never realized how much of the pleasure of dining out is watching people, otherwise it feels like ordering in with better utensils.” — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“And now over there is a gentleman who should not wear tight pantaloons. You will see when he turns around. There. That is why.” — Jude Morgan Copy Share Image
“Though I can and sometimes do use chopsticks, I much prefer using my hands to pee.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“She warned him, kindly enough, about manners when he forgot the simple ceremonies of eating which everyone knew, such as standing up to unfold… — Cordwainer Smith Copy Share Image
“I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elderly men if they want a knuckle sandwich.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I liked the way he handled himself in the kitchen. I like men who cook. Men who cook are generally good lovers.” — Janice Dickinson Copy Share Image
“A young man who had watched her eating with her fingers offered a set of chopsticks- those sticks for eating that had become so… — Donna Jo Napoli Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
