Chopsticks Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I’m so hungry I could eat some silverware.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Clothes make the man. Especially the pockets.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

“I don’t eat food with silverware—I use sponges. I always clean my plate.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Sometimes I get lucky and we have real meal…like Hot Pockets.”

— Katie Klein

“I never realized how much of the pleasure of dining out is watching people, otherwise it feels like ordering in with better utensils.”

— Emma McLaughlin

“And now over there is a gentleman who should not wear tight pantaloons. You will see when he turns around. There. That is why.”

— Jude Morgan

“Though I can and sometimes do use chopsticks, I much prefer using my hands to pee.”

— Jarod Kintz

“She warned him, kindly enough, about manners when he forgot the simple ceremonies of eating which everyone knew, such as standing up to unfold…

— Cordwainer Smith

“I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elderly men if they want a knuckle sandwich.”

— Jarod Kintz

“What a mealy-mouth. Windier than a bag of assholes.”

— Rodney Ross

“I liked the way he handled himself in the kitchen. I like men who cook. Men who cook are generally good lovers.”

— Janice Dickinson

“A young man who had watched her eating with her fingers offered a set of chopsticks- those sticks for eating that had become so…

— Donna Jo Napoli