Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Though I can and sometimes do use chopsticks, I much prefer using my hands to pee.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.” — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
“A young man who had watched her eating with her fingers offered a set of chopsticks- those sticks for eating that had become so… — Donna Jo Napoli Copy Share Image
“I like holding hands. Especially if those holding hands are holding my penis.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I force a smile and hold up my hand, which must end up looking like some sort of strange, leery wince, like I've just… — Craig Silvey Copy Share Image
“... Unlike some people, I don't have the urge to go sticking my fingers in it.” — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“I don’t date men who use their fists, Mr. Gallo.” “My hands have many other uses that you’d quite enjoy.” — Chelle Bliss Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I put my fingers in my mouth / and chew on what they've done.” — Keetje Kuipers Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
