Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Let’s order cheap Chinese and eat it out of the box with chopsticks.” “Let’s order good Chinese and do that.”

— Sylvia Day

Chopsticks or no chopsticks, it was the Chinese who first used knives and forks.

— L. M. Boyd

“It is easy to forget that a fork is simply a knife with several blades.”

— James L. Richardson

I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people: they're hanging in there with the chop sticks, aren't they? You know they've seen the…

— Jerry Seinfeld

“If they tell me one more time that I'm using the wrong fork for a part of a meal, I swear I'll show them…

— Jennifer Ellision

“I like to spoon after I fork.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Not a fork...not a spoon...a fpoon. what will you Germans think of next?”

— Key pelle

“A broken spoon may become a fork.”

— Stephen King

“Spoons are excellent. Sort of like forks, only not as stabby.”

— Neil Gaiman

“...so many knives and forks and spoons were not meant for a human being but for a centipede...”

— Gabriel Garcia Marquez

“A young man who had watched her eating with her fingers offered a set of chopsticks- those sticks for eating that had become so…

— Donna Jo Napoli

“I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife. When there’s meat they cut it up for me ahead of time, as…

— Margaret Atwood