Humor Quote by Key pelle Download Open image ““Not a fork...not a spoon...a fpoon. what will you Germans think of next?”” — Key pelle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“It felt nice to be spooned. It would have been better to have been forked, but at this point, I would take whatever I… — M.L. Ryan Copy Share Image
“Did you just throw a fork? Most people would have gone for the knife...” — Q Hayashida Copy Share Image
“It is easy to forget that a fork is simply a knife with several blades.” — James L. Richardson Copy Share Image
“Don't let a suitcase filled with cheese be your big fork and spoon.” — Doris Roberts Copy Share Image
“I am forever engaged in a silent battle in my head over whether or not to lift the fork to my mouth...” — Jena Morrow Copy Share Image
“How anyone can be that dumb and still be able to eat with a fork is beyond me.” — KD McCrite Copy Share Image
“If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I don't have sleeves to carry handkerchiefs in,' said Damen. 'I wouldn't mind being given a knife.' 'Or a fork?' said Laurent.” — S.U. Pacat Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
