Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I like to spoon after I fork.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“It felt nice to be spooned. It would have been better to have been forked, but at this point, I would take whatever I… — M.L. Ryan Copy Share Image
If you find a fork on your way when you are in need of a spoon, take it to give someone who is in… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
“Not a fork...not a spoon...a fpoon. what will you Germans think of next?” — Key pelle Copy Share Image
“She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir things up.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“She dips her spoon into her ice cream, then puts the spoon back in her mouth. I can't stop staring at that spoon. I… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“Mr. Williquosi, I didn’t mean to stab you in your gums with your fork. I was merely trying to spoon-feed you information.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I am forever engaged in a silent battle in my head over whether or not to lift the fork to my mouth...” — Jena Morrow Copy Share Image
“We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.” — Sam Lipsyte Copy Share Image
“Did you just throw a fork? Most people would have gone for the knife...” — Q Hayashida Copy Share Image
“How anyone can be that dumb and still be able to eat with a fork is beyond me.” — KD McCrite Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
