Quote by Cordwainer Smith

“I don’t eat food with silverware—I use sponges. I always clean my plate.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I am glad I have found this napkin. This was her first remembrance from the Moor, My wayward husband hath a hundred times Wooed…

— Anonymous

“He stood up, took his tray over to the PLEASE DISPOSE OF YOUR REFUSE WITH CARE receptacle, and dumped the whole thing. If you…

— Terry Pratchett

“What are you doing?” she asked, laughing. “I’m looking for those Certs you mentioned.” “Are you trying to tell me something?” she wondered wryly…

— Bethany Kane

“He called the operator from the phone in the kitchen and then left a message for Mr. Keane at his office. As luck would…

— Alice McDermott

“Dinner was a meal where good manners overlaid discomfort.”

— Philippa Gregory

“Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m so hungry I could eat some silverware.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Just then, the waiter arrived, wheeling a wooden cart that carried an elaborate silver tray that was resplendent with assorted tea sandwiches of every…

— Brian O'Reilly

“He was going to enjoy pressing his little scheming hostess into improprieties she'd not soon forget. He didn't need a storm to make his…

— Karen Hawkins

“heads together. I tell the waiter, give us clean food, please. Please, don’t be doing any trash to the stuff we order. "In that…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“the waiter came, bringing the second course, pollo con ajillo, chicken with garlic. they would both stink frightfully when they were through, miss shaw…

— Michael Crichton