Silverware Quotes

“Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m so hungry I could eat some silverware.”

— Jarod Kintz

It's getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner.

— Wilson Mizner

“I don’t eat food with silverware—I use sponges. I always clean my plate.”

— Jarod Kintz

If you get an opportunity to win any silverware you take it.

— James Haskell

No matter how much silverware you win in your career you always want more.

— Nemanja Vidic

The records only count when we have won silverware.

— Ciro Immobile

Because it is the Midwest, no one really glitters because no one has to, it's more of a dull shine, like frequently…

— Charles Baxter

Of course I love silverware in my football career. But sometimes you can't rush from A to Z.

— Robin Van Persie

I have sat at the sumptuous tables of power, but I have not run away with the silverware.

— Diosdado Macapagal

“It’s not fun to pet cats when you’ve already poured gravy on them, and you’re holding silverware.”

— Jarod Kintz

I like the thought of playing for money instead of silverware. I never did like to polish.

— Patty Sheehan

“Silverware should have rubber grip handles, like bicycles have. Especially for eating fast food.
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— Jarod Kintz

The reality is he's a specialist because eight years without a piece of silverware ... that is failure.

— Jose Mourinho

“In Michaela's favourite restaurant, I lift my glass and cutlery spills onto the expensive tiled floor. The sound crashes high as the…

— Anne Michaels

I'll admit a little something: If I go to one of those hotels where there's, like, a $50 omelet, I'm taking the…

— Timothy Olyphant

“Agnes could not count on the fingers of one hand the times she had entered the Blanchards' business premises. Usually she had…

— Janet Gleeson

“Curiously, among the few survivors from this culinary onslaught is one that is most difficult to understand: the fish knife. Though it…

— Bill Bryson