Fast food Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t eat food with silverware—I use sponges. I always clean my plate.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m so hungry I could eat some silverware.”

— Jarod Kintz

“material they enjoy most. Some hooks, especially wooden ones, don’t come with a grip,”

— Amy Wright

“I never realized how much of the pleasure of dining out is watching people, otherwise it feels like ordering in with better utensils.”

— Emma McLaughlin

“I keep telling you, nobody wants legs like a stick insect. They want a bottom they can park in a bike in and balance…

— Helen Fielding

“Silver chains come in all shapes and sizes.”

— Neil Gaiman

“If they tell me one more time that I'm using the wrong fork for a part of a meal, I swear I'll show them…

— Jennifer Ellision

“I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elderly men if they want a knuckle sandwich.”

— Jarod Kintz

It's getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner.

— Wilson Mizner

“It is easy to forget that a fork is simply a knife with several blades.”

— James L. Richardson

“To eat Ugali is an art of adventure in itself. Forget cutlery because all you need is your lovely fingers.”

— Gloria D. Gonsalves