Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I once got a handjob from a glove. I miss the 80s.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“When I wear my confessional glove it’s super tempting to give myself a velvet handjob.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I can't remember too much about the '80s, to be honest with you... I wish that weren't true, but it is. — Colin Hay Copy Share Image
“The glove suddenly feels much heavier, now, more dense. The rush of power didn’t come through me, but wrapped around me; invisible and strangely… — Bill Blais Copy Share Image
The '80s was a wild decade, and I had some fantastic times. And I did some really fun work. — Christian Slater Copy Share Image
“I want to do something so hard so easily, and I want to do it with no hands. Only gloves. Love will fill the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The thing that I really love about the 80s is, there was a sense of hand made-ness about the fashion then. You could have… — Alyssa Milano Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
