Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““When I wear my confessional glove it’s super tempting to give myself a velvet handjob.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I want to do something so hard so easily, and I want to do it with no hands. Only gloves. Love will fill the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“His hands still held the windbreaker, his knuckles resting lightly on my breasts. An act of intimate possession more than of sexual aggression.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Nothing in this world compares to the comfort and security of having someone just hold your hand.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“If instead of a handshake you hold out a fist for a fist bump, I’ll wrap my hand around your fist like it was… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“All of those hands close enough to touch you that aren’t touching you should feel ashamed.” — Jessica Katoff Copy Share Image
“He instantly covers my fingers with his own, giving me his slow, intoxicating smile. I feel a pang, as though I'm handing over a… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“I take his hand in mine, running my fingers over the palm. His hands are lovely and lean, and I can't help thinking about… — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
“I will only let you touch me if your hands are so full of intention that every brush of your palms feels like you… — Azra. T Copy Share Image
“I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If I shake your hand, and then jack off, it’s as if you gave me an indirect handjob. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
