Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““If I shake your hand, and then jack off, it’s as if you gave me an indirect handjob. ”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“The hand washes the hand: give something and you may get something.” — Epicharmus of Kos Copy Share Image
“If instead of a handshake you hold out a fist for a fist bump, I’ll wrap my hand around your fist like it was… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I stuck out my hand and you shook it, and your hand was so small and delicate, a surprising hand for someone who seemed… — Sarah Brooks Copy Share Image
“I’m big on body language. If you give me the air hand job gesture, I might try to stick my dick in your closed,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I will only let you touch me if your hands are so full of intention that every brush of your palms feels like you… — Azra. T Copy Share Image
“When I wear my confessional glove it’s super tempting to give myself a velvet handjob.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
