Fitness Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket, as the epitome of warmth, could be used to stop colds. Also, sex with me might be the surest way to prevent…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to keep you warm on a cold night. Just pour some gasoline on it and light it on fire. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover the engine of a car, much like a hood does, only the blanket would help the car…

— Jarod Kintz

“I read somewhere that a train can rip the clothes right off you when it hits.”

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“A brick could be used to stop a train. But I’ve got a better way to stop a speeding train. Stand firmly on the…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cause global warming. If you don’t want to future generations to die, I’d recommend shivering in your bare…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to help my career. Things have gone cold in this economic depression, so anything to help warm things up…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be folded up and kept in the trunk of my car, in much the same way that I do with the…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force, if you can just get past the brick stage.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to keep an iceberg warm. People are so selfish and want to stop global warming. Well, if you were…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop a war, particularly if that war is a Cold War. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be hooked to ropes and attached to the body of a swimmer in training, to provide resistance and increase strength and…

— Jarod Kintz