“A brick could be used to represent a memory. That way when you live in a brick house, you could be living… — Jarod Kintz Living in the past Copy Share Image
“I’m not exactly sympathetic, but I do have a big heart. I have to, to be able to pump all the blood… — Jarod Kintz Big heart Copy Share Image
“The world has genetically modified opinions, but mine are organic. Taste them and you will see.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Going to bed at sunrise, I find a blindfold helps me sleep. Also, I like it when my kidnappers put pillows in… — Jarod Kintz Good morning Copy Share Image
“Green bananas are a go, and yellow bananas are a caution: these are too mushy to consume.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I did a charity walk the other day. They asked for money, and I walked.” — Jarod Kintz Generosity Copy Share Image
“If I owned the Grand Canyon, it would be my largest antique.” — Jarod Kintz Grand canyon Copy Share Image
“The passenger door was wide open, nobody was around, and a purse was inside. Was this a trap? It seemed too good… — Jarod Kintz Cell phone Copy Share Image
“I think I just inhaled a cloud. That’s what I get for not wearing a gas mask while riding my Pegasus.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I always get whiplash when I have sex in the backseat. Boy, I sure wish Grandmother would learn how to drive.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What I lack in courage I more than make up for in underwear. I am possibly the bravest coward to ever go… — Jarod Kintz Courage Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used as a logo for a company called Blanket. A right turn signal in the left turn only… — Jarod Kintz Business Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used like a giant piece of paper. Most people just want to cum on it, but occasionally someone… — Jarod Kintz Psychology Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to declare war on a country made of glass. I’ll bet those citizens would love to drink… — Jarod Kintz War Copy Share Image
“I own a few yawns that I rent out to people who are tired of the sleazy snooze salesman.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Orafoura paid me in pajamas, and I let him because the pajamas matched his plaid mustache.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’d rather fail to try than try and fail. But, then, I am a coward who votes with my wallet, which is… — Jarod Kintz Failure Copy Share Image
“Aside from those few times I’ve killed a man, I’m not a violent person.” — Jarod Kintz Time Copy Share Image
“The best part about vomiting is that right after you do, you can continue eating.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“His shelf. Good. Noodle dust. Decaying brain collecting dust. Must insert it back in skull—what was I thinking?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I love ebooks. I love the idea of storing books in “The Cloud”, because honestly, reading and rainy days go together like… — Jarod Kintz Books Copy Share Image
“People love to love, but I love to sleep, and that is why cats are closer to God than bricks are to… — Jarod Kintz Love Copy Share Image
“A brick is something solid, stable, and yet edgy. In other words, it’s everything a politician isn’t. ” — Jarod Kintz Politics Copy Share Image
