Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I had a pain in my neck from sleeping funny, at least five hours’ worth of homework, and a newfound realization that woman cannot…

— Ally Carter

“We walked downtown in the rain, both of us sucking on those hot, spicy mints we hadn't meant to buy. When the spiciness started…

— Anonymous

“The gum is so minty in my mouth as I chew it, I can hardly inhale. It's like inhaling the steam off a block…

— Laura Kasischke

My head is pounding. I wish the mints were aspirin.

— Holly Black

“I knocked stuff out of the medicine cabinet. Things rolled into the sink. ‘Where’s the aspirin?’ I said. I knocked down more things. I…

— Raymond Carver

“Shove it up your ass and make a breath mint out of it!”

— Kim Harrison

“The gum looked fresh. I sniffed it and it smelled all right. I licked it and waited for a while. When I did not…

— Harper Lee

“I just got around to brushing my teeth today, and now my asshole smells minty fresh.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Children would beg for a peppermint drop each time he walked into town, and they'd follow behind, asking for a second and a third.…

— Alice Hoffman

“I had to brush my teeth in the car with a stick of gum and a tic-tac I found.”

— Xavier Neal

“When you have a piece of gum... don't swallow it.”

— Maccaroni and cheeze

“I would prefer to have gum on my face than own up to the fact that I accidentally got gum on my face. And…

— Alicia Thompson