“The door of love is squeaky. Would you mind oiling it on your way out?” — Jarod Kintz Love Copy Share Image
“Don’t breathe on my voice, I yelled through my ears. But who’s there to listen, when you’re all alone and wearing earplugs.… — Jarod Kintz Helen Keller Copy Share Image
“I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle.” — Jarod Kintz Love Copy Share Image
“If you expect others to think for you, then you expect others to live your life for you. And I’m sorry, but… — Jarod Kintz Life Copy Share Image
“Used is to sued, as brick is to Kricb, and that is such a profound observation on my part that I’m afraid… — Jarod Kintz Time Copy Share Image
“When the lights are about to burn out and start flickering, it’s like I’m blinking without blinking.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If I knew everything, life would be lonely, as everyone else would want to explore the world, and I’d be content with… — Jarod Kintz Life Copy Share Image
“I want to wow you with my loudness. I wish I could turn down your job offer, because it’s hurting my ears.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A fish called Gilbert. But I just call him Gil to save some breath, so I can spend more time underwater petting… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“From the corner of my eye I saw her. Of course this chance encounter with Rebecca wasn’t serendipitous. (I’m not throwing that… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to represent my hero. My hero obviously doesn’t look like a brick, but since he is my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I wonder if rooms in an insane asylum have Do Not Disturb signs for the doors. I should hope not, because knock… — Jarod Kintz Insane asylum Copy Share Image
“I knew a woman named Hope once, and boy did she fill me with her first name.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’m on the road, Butte is 58 miles away, and I’m driving 85 mph. So I should be there in an hour.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“When your clothes are aren’t, I’ll be there trying to get invisible with you.” — Jarod Kintz Fashion Copy Share Image
“It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love.” — Jarod Kintz Love Copy Share Image
“Coaching is the only thing where the more someone else practices, the better you get. That’s my kind of hard work. People… — Jarod Kintz Coach Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used as motivation to acquire more bricks. Hey, I’m just trying to help here. Don’t shut me out… — Jarod Kintz Motivation Copy Share Image
“I’d hate to be forced to drink my own vomit without throwing up, because what if they made me drink that too?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’m getting gray hair in all sorts of crazy places. Like all over my carpet. It’s like I live in a nursing… — Jarod Kintz Gray hair Copy Share Image
“I sleep in a hyperbolic chamber as spacious as the chamber of commerce. That was hyperbole.” — Jarod Kintz Chamber of commerce Copy Share Image
“Walking along the sidewalk and staring at the street, I couldn’t help but wonder if my date was thinking how provocative the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
