Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Men are the fleas in the gray beard of God, and I’m just itching to meet Him.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Standing before him, the blight of idyllic thought and aspiration--rotting souls reproducing like fleas.” — Glen Krisch Copy Share Image
“They say God appeared in history and used it for his purposes, but if that was so he had no pity for men.” — Bernard Malamud Copy Share Image
“He has the face of a toad, the manners of a pig, and the mind of a flea.” — Susan Maupin Schmid Copy Share Image
“The Earth is an animal that shakes off its fleas when they dig too deep, bite too hard.” — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
“The wonderful illogicalness of life stares him in the face like God.” — Barry Webster Copy Share Image
“I just don't know anymore. God! I'm in a bad mood! It's like walking around in an itchy coat.” — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
